In honor of Mr. Caan’s birthday today, re-posting one of my favorite posts. Also one of the most popular for some reason. Happy Birthday Scott, may you learn the benefits of a buttoned up shirt in your more mature years. ;-p
While discussing the general douchebaggery exhibited by large quantities of dudes in Hollywood, a pattern was noticed. And a source for the pattern realized as well.
Look at this picture and tell me what you see….
Aside from the junior Caan in it, you will notice that his shirt is open “just so”. After meeting so many of the lovely gents out here in Hollywood, that is a signal. As much as Mike Tyson’s eye tattoo tells chickies to stay the fuck away, your life may very well depend on it….the “Scott Caan” tells chickies that this dude is an arrogant, self-absorbed kind of guy.
The kind of guy that starts off his reply to you on a dating site, something like this:
“Hey! I saw your profile and thought we might make a connection. I’m an athletic guy, love to spend my free time outdoors, and have a great sense of humor…..”
Aside from his notions about letting you know his favorite way to keep that chest looking good enough to leave the shirt open, those are all things that one should not be using to describe themselves. Perhaps, even determinations that one should make on one’s own about someone. I digress.
Back to the original point, never trust a dude who can’t seem to figure out how to work that top button.
(Also, I feel it needs to be said, I actually am a Scott Caan fan. He wrote and directed the 2006 flick starring Giovanni Ribisi, it was in short, a story about a writer whose therapist recommends getting a dog as a fix when he can’t afford therapy any longer. Well written, well played & overall an “-”indie”-” that does get into my top ten list. But still, button your shirt up, damn it!)
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